My Morning in a Nutshell

- Stayed up way too late watching the NFL draft last night (worth it- #whodey)

- When you stay up later than normal, its a law that your child will wake up earlier than normal.

- It will also mean that you have morning plans so there's no lazying around in pjs.

- But you'll still procrastinate and then rush around like a mad woman to get yourself and your child ready to get out the door.

- You can't find the one pair of shoes that fit your child and actually stay on so you just forgo them all together. Let them call your kid a hillbilly!

- Fortunately, you're leaving early enough in the morning before it gets too hot. Because the air conditioning in your car is currently out of commission.

- Oh, but when you make that hour drive home it's probably going to be nearing 80 degrees and your child will fuss the majority of the drive back because he's hot.

- And you'll want to fuss and cry too, but that's not allowed because you're 30 now. (At 29, it still flies. I think.)

- You'll eventually make it back to your temporary "home" and collapse into a heap.

- Only to realize your laundry has turned from a modest heap into a terrifying mountain and something needs done ASAP.

- Remember when Fridays were all about evening plans, dinner dates and loud music?

Yeah, me neither.

Happy weekend ;)

11 comments

  1. It's totally a rule that when you have somewhere to be, things will go wrong! Ha! Good luck with your Friday!!!! ;)

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  2. Most definitely a law of parenting. Also a law: when your kid stays up late, he'll still get up at the same time. Bottom line, everybody needs to go to bed!! :)

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  3. DID YOU TAKE THIS FROM MY LIFE?! I relate so much it hurts 😂

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  4. Oh gosh. Well I hope the weekend goes great!

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  5. I hope you have a great weekend. The mounds of laundry stress me out too haha.

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  6. Haha I don't even have a child & I don't remember the last time Friday night meant any of those things. College? I hope you have a fabulous weekend dear!

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  7. Girl, I love this post. Even though baby girl hasn't arrived, I feel like I've had mornings that I could list off like this!

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  8. Hahaha! It is so true about if you stay up late, your kid wakes up early.... Have some where to go, they don't want to get up. What is up with that, right?!

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  9. What a day!! I hope you have some relaxing time this weekend! :)

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